The moral to the story...
True story, I'm told...
An acquaintance's girlfriend and he had been dating for over a year when they decided to get married. Their parents helped them in every way; their friends encouraged them. His girlfriend was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering him--and that bothered him very much indeed. That was his girlfriend's (fiancé's!) younger sister. His prospective Sister-in-Law was twenty years old, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses--and wore them VERY well. She would regularly bend down when near him and give him pleasant views of her underwear!
What worried him was that it had to be deliberate. She never did it when he and she were near anyone else.
One day the little sister called and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived. She whispered to him that she knew he soon would to be married, that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome...and didn't really WANT to overcome! She told him she wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed the rest of his life to her sister.
He was in total shock. Looking at the beautiful, delectable little sister, he couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
He was stunned. He was frozen as he watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she bent over, pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at him. He caught the white silk reflexively, felt the panties still warm in his hand.
He stood there, rooted for a moment as she disappeared around the corner, then turned and went straight to the front door. He opened the door, stepped out of the house, and walked straight toward his car.
There, his future Father-in-Law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes the Father-in-Law-to-be hugged him and said, "Oh, thank God. We are so happy that you passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our eldest daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."
Posted by khiggins at January 3, 2005 11:02 AM
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