October 18, 2004

Joke of the Day

THIS JOKE HAS GOT TO BE NOMINATED FOR JOKE OF THE YEAR!

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him, saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you, Mr. President?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

Posted by khiggins at October 18, 2004 12:00 PM | TrackBack
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