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January 28, 2010
The Battle of the Speeches Great editorial by Art Carden, assistant professor of economics and business at Rhodes College in Memphis, Tenn.. Two giants took to the stage, or podium, yesterday. Both were visionary, but came from diametrically opposing positions on how delivery should take place. |